ABOUT ME

If you need to know absolutely anything about me, it should be this; when I was six my bio-dad took me behind the farmhouse into the desert and told me to find my own way home, and now if I go without hiking or backpacking for longer than a month I start tearing up pillows and biting people.

Hello! I'm a bit of a name hoarder so literally any name is fine, if this is your first time meeting me Asphodel works! My pronouns are he/it, I'm an adult, and it is my life goal to Make People Worse. Everything else you'll have to find out on your own ;)